"I am deeply, ridiculously in love with you. And above everything else I just want to be with you forever."
"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief
*adds like 30 question marks to things that arent even questions*
*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown