okay so i’m going to edinburgh tomorrow and there’s no wifi where i’m staying so if i’m on here it’ll only be sporadically please don’t unfollow me i’ll be back on thursday


my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary




bringing this back around just in case you’ve had a bad day

my favorite thing about this post being popular is that people like you are using it to cheer other people up, that is rad, thank you for being rad


You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.
That doesn’t sound too hard.

Anonymous wondered:
What advice do you have for a 14 year old girl?


This is so vague I love it. The voices you are hearing are real, god is speaking to you. The nation of France needs you. Don your armor, take up arms, lead the French army. This is your destiny, joan. When the flames come for you let them lick your bones and laugh.



everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower


steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)



every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…